I received a prize in the mail the other day. General Mills Foodservice sent me a box of goodies to sample—and hopefully write about. I tore into the single-serving packages of Fruity Cheerios, reminiscent of Kellogg’s Fruit Loops; Honey Kix, with a flavor so similar to Quaker Oats’ Cap’n Crunch; Strawberry yogurt flavored Simply Chex, that I haven’t tried yet; and there was more.
While getting my sugar high, I read the letter that came with the yummy assortment. “The Dietary Guidelines recommends that Americans make half their grains whole, however, nine out of 10 kids don’t get enough whole grain. For K-12 foodservice operators, getting kids their whole grain is a big job, which is why General Mills partners with schools to make serving whole grain easy.” Then I looked at the packaging, and sure enough, each of the treats was made with whole grains!
Wow. What planet are they from? (I know, if they read this, I’ll be off the PR free-product list.) I’ll ask the obvious. Does the presence of whole grains make Fruity Cheerios healthy? Well if that’s the case, we also need more fruit in our diets, so Ben & Jerry’s can you please send me some strawberry ice cream (real strawberries, please). We also need more vegetables in our diet. Hostess Cakes, can you pop a carrot cake in the mail to me? I promise, I’ll write about you.
These are the great nutrition choices K-12 foodservice suppliers are coming up with for schools. It so reminds me of the School Nutrition Association annual convention I attended a few years ago when I went from booth to booth to see what manufacturers had to show for healthy lunches. The most startling healthful new product to me was gooey whole-grain fried cheese sticks. I was mortified speechless then, and here I am, speechless again.
You GO, Michelle Obama, in your drive to reduce childhood obesity by 2030 by encouraging physical fitness and better nutrition, including more fruits and vegetables. I’m sorry, General Mills. I love the Fruity Cheerios, but let’s not imagine that they are solving any nutrition problems.
Jody Shee